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catandbear-savetheworld:

Guys.

It took Phil 7 years to reach his first million.

And then 1 year to reach his second.

That’s crazy. Where the hell did you all come from

unfollowlng:

seenaill:

unfollowlng:

If you think your mom overreacts just remember once my mom cancelled our trip to New York because I refused to eat the meatloaf she made

my mom accused me of selling my birth certificate and social security to the black market when she couldn’t find them

you win

coluring:

i’m closer to the age 20 than 10 this isn’t good

sniffing:

Having sex in elevators is wrong on so many levels.

humpthe-moist-cavewall:

lumos5001:

benedictcumbercake:

inbox:

I’m a teenager why does my back hurt I’m not 70 years old

Boobs.

period cramps

*Mom voice* it’s that damn computer again